Post by scooternub on Dec 13, 2018 16:40:19 GMT -5
This was an ad for his pos car.
This car is a straight gangster. She's busted through the gates of hell and drove back with the bumper sticker to prove it. This babys been in 3 minor accidents and drove away all smug and stronger after each. I'm pretty sure theres a muffler under there but it sure as hell ain't workin because you can hear my baby purr a block away. The A/C works and'll keep ya frostier than your moms nips in Febuary and in the winter time the heater rages mightier than 100 indian burns! She needs new brakes and a battery but as soon as you put the jumper cables on her she roars to life, ready to take on anything from a dwarf hamster to a medium size grizzly. If you think you've got the sac(or slit) to take ownership of the siccest Solara this side of the Mississippi, hit me up.
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This car is a straight gangster. She's busted through the gates of hell and drove back with the bumper sticker to prove it. This babys been in 3 minor accidents and drove away all smug and stronger after each. I'm pretty sure theres a muffler under there but it sure as hell ain't workin because you can hear my baby purr a block away. The A/C works and'll keep ya frostier than your moms nips in Febuary and in the winter time the heater rages mightier than 100 indian burns! She needs new brakes and a battery but as soon as you put the jumper cables on her she roars to life, ready to take on anything from a dwarf hamster to a medium size grizzly. If you think you've got the sac(or slit) to take ownership of the siccest Solara this side of the Mississippi, hit me up.
