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Post by milly on Apr 26, 2019 18:18:50 GMT -5
I was out riding the scooter in the storm tonight and it was very windy and wet. Anyhow got thinking how they have started naming storms for some reason and the last three were called Callum ( my son's name ), Freya ( his wife's ) and the one now is Hannah ( his ex girlfriend before he got married ). I shall keep a check on any other storms and see if they have taken family names like the last three one after the other.  |
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Post by FrankenMech on Apr 26, 2019 23:34:03 GMT -5
Oh my God! They have stolen all of your family info! Did you forget to wear your tinfoil hat liner? Did your son? Did you forget to ground it? Did you forget to wipe your Facebook account 10 years ago? They may have copied it sometime in the past though and sold the data to spammers. Did you get that colonoscopy (anal probe)? Did the doctors and nurses look like Aliens from the far east? If you have had an anal probe you need to wear tinfoil boxer shorts and a corset then ground them, otherwise they will read the implant they left in there! Don't walk through those store scanners because they are powerful and can read the implants even through the tinfoil. You are well and truly screwed!
Another strange thing... All of the meteorologists have started naming everything, storms, cold/warm fronts, high and low pressure zones, floods, fires, cats and dogs living together...
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Post by rancevas on Apr 27, 2019 10:16:15 GMT -5
As a preventative measure I suggest you put blow dryers all around your house, to blow away the big scary storm.
Also, make sure to cover your scooter in salt before driving in the rain. This will create a strong aura that repels the evil spirits.
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Post by jackrides on Apr 27, 2019 11:43:19 GMT -5
Since there are now many more cats than witches, the Govt started hiring them as spies. Check any around your place for EM emmissions.
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Post by FrankenMech on Apr 30, 2019 22:36:08 GMT -5
Hmmmm, I have two indoor cats and they have been warning me about strange cats wandering about outside. Would running a big Jacobs ladder interfere with the spy equipment?
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Post by woodini on Apr 30, 2019 23:26:38 GMT -5
The earth is flat.
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Post by aeroxbud on May 1, 2019 4:47:54 GMT -5
I ride home in storm Hannah. Let me tell you 40-50MPH since are not fun. If I see a storm front named FrankenMech we truly are doomed. |
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Post by lordhater on May 1, 2019 8:19:52 GMT -5
It's nothing that an M1A or dragunov couldn't straighten out
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Post by jackrides on May 1, 2019 12:29:57 GMT -5
Frank, that is a great idea! I was corrected on my checking idea, as RFID chips do not emit EM until'tripped' by the appropriate coded signal. Your concept is the only way I know of around that problem!
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Post by rancevas on May 1, 2019 15:58:43 GMT -5
my girl's chest as well.. Please help |
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Post by FrankenMech on May 1, 2019 18:59:46 GMT -5
Jacobs ladders are a hell of a variable frequency spark gap transmitter. My neighbors and the NSA will hate me.
Building a Tesla coil is on my short list of projects to do IF I get my hands to work again.
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Post by lilpinny on May 2, 2019 6:51:58 GMT -5
A number of years ago we had DIRECTV as a client. DIRECTV is a satellite TV provider in the US. They had one datacenter in LA and another one way in the middle of nowhere in Colorado. At both locations they have all the gigantic satellite uplinks. Anyway the nearest neighbor to the dishes in CO lined the entire outside of his house in tin foil. I wish I had a picture.
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Post by benji on May 2, 2019 9:28:38 GMT -5
Emf radiation is a real concern. I've been around personal electronics and cell phones and pagers my whole life, and there definitely is a 'buzz' around some of em. I wouldn't be surprised if we find out in the future that we should have been lining our underwear in lead. Or encasing these devices in metal at least haha.
What I find more interesting than "conspiracy theories" is the very American tendency to dismiss them, even tho so many end up true haha.
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Post by lilpinny on May 3, 2019 4:58:56 GMT -5
Emf radiation is a real concern. I've been around personal electronics and cell phones and pagers my whole life, and there definitely is a 'buzz' around some of em. I wouldn't be surprised if we find out in the future that we should have been lining our underwear in lead. Or encasing these devices in metal at least haha. What I find more interesting than "conspiracy theories" is the very American tendency to dismiss them, even tho so many end up true haha. That’s because most of them are BS. And now they are designed to be divisive... almost weaponized. I mean I’m pretty sure that putting a cell phone next to your head, or heart, or Johnson isn’t good for you. But saying Sandy Hook didn’t happen, Pizzagate, etc... that’s just dumb. I’m in Austin, Texas. And so Is Alex Jones and Infowars. That show has been around forever and we all knew back in the early 2000’s what it was: a joke. It was a big joke. We would crack up over that stuff. We’d see all those guys at parties. Now some people take that stuff seriously. From Wikipedia: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones#/media/File%3AAlexJonesWithFans.jpgThe only guy in that picture that I haven’t slept on their couch is Alex. It was a joke. People, it’s all a joke. That might be the biggest conspiracy out there. |
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Post by fuzzyruttin on May 3, 2019 18:27:14 GMT -5
Conspiracy Thread. Here goes. To set the tone, swamped at work, of course. Crisis. Not normal everyday crisis, but CRISIS that we've been working for close to a month now. Two other "priority" projects are taking back seat. Time to take a break n have a dinner date w/ +1. Very good (new) pho house in town. Hop back in the truck after dinner, and clutch line blows in my truck. With the help of a slight downslope, I was able to limp into a Home Depot parking lot diagonally across the street. Ok, let's leave the truck there overnight, get a tow in the morning, should be a quick fix, n I can be on my way into work. Diagnosis, clutch line is completely corroded (thanks NYS salt) which I already knew, however the slave cylinder is on the brink. Yup, "please replace that too." Parts won't be in til Monday. Fine, Uber it back home, negotiate work crap to stay home, and the sun comes out. Well damn, time for a ride! Saddle up, do a few miles, and on the way back home going about 45-50 mph, the back wheel locks up. Totally locked. Holy friggin $hit!! I managed to keep it upright and came to a stop. Second call today to AAA tow the scoot back home. At this point I had to absolutely test doomsday fate - got in the roadster and hit the road, goddammit give it to me. Hmm. Nothing happened but a couple of sprinkles. Really? Alright, fire up the lawnmower to put this streak to bed. Nothing. After waiting for another accident to happen, it did not. Now I'm not sure what to make of it. Well the pho was good.  |
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