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Post by lilpinny on May 3, 2019 18:57:00 GMT -5
👍😜😄
Sounds like you had a really bad day.
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Post by FrankenMech on May 3, 2019 19:17:37 GMT -5
There would have been no point for the lawnmower to fail unless the grass was going on 2 feet tall. LOL
Now after the pho the plumbing may fail and/or you may run out of Balneol....
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Post by benji on May 4, 2019 9:00:37 GMT -5
Emf radiation is a real concern. I've been around personal electronics and cell phones and pagers my whole life, and there definitely is a 'buzz' around some of em. I wouldn't be surprised if we find out in the future that we should have been lining our underwear in lead. Or encasing these devices in metal at least haha. What I find more interesting than "conspiracy theories" is the very American tendency to dismiss them, even tho so many end up true haha. That’s because most of them are BS. And now they are designed to be divisive... almost weaponized. I mean I’m pretty sure that putting a cell phone next to your head, or heart, or Johnson isn’t good for you. But saying Sandy Hook didn’t happen, Pizzagate, etc... that’s just dumb. I’m in Austin, Texas. And so Is Alex Jones and Infowars. That show has been around forever and we all knew back in the early 2000’s what it was: a joke. It was a big joke. We would crack up over that stuff. We’d see all those guys at parties. Now some people take that stuff seriously. From Wikipedia: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones#/media/File%3AAlexJonesWithFans.jpgThe only guy in that picture that I haven’t slept on their couch is Alex. It was a joke. People, it’s all a joke. That might be the biggest conspiracy out there. you gotta be careful when you say "it's all b.s." because then you dismiss things like Quaker oats giving radiated oatmeal to mentally disabled children because they were paid by the military to see what would happen, thalidomide being given as "samples" to employees months before it was deemed safe (it wasn't), John f. Kennedy's murder and the coup de tat that followed, etc. Just because you think Alex Jones is a clown 🤡 doesn't mean "conspiracies are b.s.". Btw, in the late 90's and early 2000's, the CIA was running radio ads on am talk show channels on Seattle looking to hire people on Seattle. No bullshit, and this was during the early "riot" days. Now we have the same people dressed in black who show up to certain parades and events and make organized attacks against specific targets (i.e. old police cars and 'under construction' areas) which allows the police to spray every one with Mace. But that totally wasn't a coordinated government effort to keep certain ideas and problems from showing up in the media. And when it comes to Sandy Hook and pizzagate, I ain't no expert (at all). But people would laugh at the "conspiracy theory" that Jimmy Savile was the head of some horrible child sex ring, until he died and we found out it was true. |
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Post by fuzzyruttin on May 4, 2019 11:12:10 GMT -5
There would have been no point for the lawnmower to fail unless the grass was going on 2 feet tall. LOL Now after the pho the plumbing may fail and/or you may run out of Balneol.... Had to check if the conspirator(s) sabotaged the lawn somehow, ya never know lol Nothing bad became of the pho experience, other than +1 didn't have a desire to bring home her leftover this time. Our go-to place is apparently "better?" Guess I'm not really that much of a pho snob (yet?) all the pho houses I've been to have been pretty damn good. |
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Post by fuzzyruttin on May 4, 2019 11:54:05 GMT -5
That’s because most of them are BS. And now they are designed to be divisive... almost weaponized. I mean I’m pretty sure that putting a cell phone next to your head, or heart, or Johnson isn’t good for you. But saying Sandy Hook didn’t happen, Pizzagate, etc... that’s just dumb. I’m in Austin, Texas. And so Is Alex Jones and Infowars. That show has been around forever and we all knew back in the early 2000’s what it was: a joke. It was a big joke. We would crack up over that stuff. We’d see all those guys at parties. Now some people take that stuff seriously. From Wikipedia: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones#/media/File%3AAlexJonesWithFans.jpgThe only guy in that picture that I haven’t slept on their couch is Alex. It was a joke. People, it’s all a joke. That might be the biggest conspiracy out there. you gotta be careful when you say "it's all b.s." because then you dismiss things like Quaker oats giving radiated oatmeal to mentally disabled children because they were paid by the military to see what would happen, thalidomide being given as "samples" to employees months before it was deemed safe (it wasn't), John f. Kennedy's murder and the coup de tat that followed, etc. Just because you think Alex Jones is a clown 🤡 doesn't mean "conspiracies are b.s.". Btw, in the late 90's and early 2000's, the CIA was running radio ads on am talk show channels on Seattle looking to hire people on Seattle. No bullshit, and this was during the early "riot" days. Now we have the same people dressed in black who show up to certain parades and events and make organized attacks against specific targets (i.e. old police cars and 'under construction' areas) which allows the police to spray every one with Mace. But that totally wasn't a coordinated government effort to keep certain ideas and problems from showing up in the media. And when it comes to Sandy Hook and pizzagate, I ain't no expert (at all). But people would laugh at the "conspiracy theory" that Jimmy Savile was the head of some horrible child sex ring, until he died and we found out it was true. The one conspiracy theory that I cannot seem to shake is the Bilderberg society. I don't mean for this to be a political statement - for one it's against forum rules. But the fact that the U.S. is perpetually stuck in two-party monopoly in what South Park refers to as "Douche Bag or a Turd Sandwich" is bewildering to me. The Presidential seat seems reduced to a puppetized figurehead. The banking system ("Federal" reserve) is a Ponzi scheme in and of itself. What about the decimation of the middle class? And "free market" red China, what the hell is that?! Keep the oil for ourselves and deliberately inhibit the development of third world countries. Secret meetings that only billionaires are allowed to attend. Keep America dumb, that's the way to stay in power. On and on. Seems "someone" is choosing this destiny and has it all planned out in "their" favor. Maybe I'm slightly schizo, but I sure as hell don't get the sense of transparency from those in power that I would trust "them" for any fraction of a second for anything.  |
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Post by milly on May 5, 2019 13:46:44 GMT -5
It's alright folks , I have got my tinfoil suit and boots on and rose tinted glasses. In case of alien attack I have to attack ferrets in my underpants incase they try and insert an anal probe.
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Post by FrankenMech on May 5, 2019 17:36:24 GMT -5
It's alright folks , I have got my tinfoil suit and boots on and rose tinted glasses. In case of alien attack I have to attack ferrets in my underpants incase they try and insert an anal probe. It's the doctors you have to worry about re anal probes. |
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Post by aeroxbud on May 5, 2019 18:48:34 GMT -5
It's alright folks , I have got my tinfoil suit and boots on and rose tinted glasses. In case of alien attack I have to attack ferrets in my underpants incase they try and insert an anal probe. Try explaining that to the RSPCA Milly! |
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Post by FrankenMech on May 5, 2019 19:06:41 GMT -5
That is one of those TMI situations...
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Post by milly on May 9, 2019 7:47:56 GMT -5
STOP PRESS!! STOP PRESS.
Our roving reporter Boris Bonkers has uncovered a sinister plot against humanity orchestrated by a race of aliens with delusions of world domination by controlling the thoughts and actions of people through telepathic communication. For many people, the Thought Screen Helmet is the only defense against the aliens as the helmet scrambles the telepathic signal sent from the aliens and breaks the link. This is dedicated to those brave people wearing the helmets and fighting the good fight.
STOP PRESS!! STOP PRESS.
To combat this send £10 to my good friend Milly and he will supply you with the super deluxe model Tin foil hat
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Post by FrankenMech on May 9, 2019 13:59:12 GMT -5
If you want to see the actual aliens controlling our thoughts, PM FrankenMech to send $20 via PayPal for a pair of special filter sunglasses. Sorry, only one frame style is available:  |
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