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Post by ThaiGyro on Mar 21, 2020 5:34:18 GMT -5
Stranded Stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you are standard and you don't have a roll. You must prove you're a man. You must wipe with your hand. Stranded You might have a little snow on the roof if you remember this one FrankenMech...no snow just a salad mix of brown and grey...But to sicken everyone's day, or give food for thought, I decided to offer up another story. I love cheese, but refrain, when possible, due to cholesterol issues. However, I recall around age 30 or so having a connection with a food co-op that helped young couples with staples, like milk and veggies and cheese. One night while my wife was away and I was home with the dog and young boy, I was doing the TV thing and "nibbling' at a block of Cheddar. I was not counting grams. I was not counting pounds. Not feeding any to the hounds. The next day or so? No gas, no poo, nothing coming thanks to who? My choices? Hospital humiliation or self maintenance. I performed a mining operation that ended successfully. The story ends there. WOW! Keep short fingernails. It is always worth it. Never branded, but I can rifle my Chuck Connors...or pull my McCord. Yes...I am over 60. For those who do not get it? Ask Frankenmech or your father...GOOGLE
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Post by fuzzyruttin on Mar 21, 2020 8:54:52 GMT -5
That was going to be my reply to the single-sheet toilet paper technique! I've visited Thailand twice too few times. I feel cultured now having seen those sprayers and squatting toilets. Next step I suppose is to actually use them!
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Post by tomindelaware on Mar 21, 2020 10:59:34 GMT -5
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Post by FrankenMech on Mar 21, 2020 13:43:16 GMT -5
A sink sprayer, regulating valve, and a tee fitting, etc may work for a nether region washer. I am not sure if it would work for Klingons, carb cleaner may work better Either method would be a REAL eye opener, don't even try the carb cleaner!!
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Post by milly on Mar 27, 2020 12:17:01 GMT -5
Yep in my younger days when on the road it was dig a hole and a sprayer fill hole again all our kids know how to use them and we still have one. Bit spoilt now we have a bungalow. Don't know what the neighbours would think if it comes to it with no sewer service working if I dug hole in the lawn and squat for a crap. Just wondering now I'm older if I could get back up again 😊
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Post by ThaiGyro on Mar 28, 2020 5:11:19 GMT -5
A sink sprayer, regulating valve, and a tee fitting, etc may work for a nether region washer. I am not sure if it would work for Klingons, carb cleaner may work better Either method would be a REAL eye opener, don't even try the carb cleaner!! Franken...all you need is a spray head that is small. When you connect the supply end, use a gasket with about a 1/4" orifice. Adjust as needed for fun and cleansing.
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Post by FrankenMech on Mar 28, 2020 11:38:30 GMT -5
I do have 125PSI water pressure so a 4" fire-hose will work? LOL
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Post by ThaiGyro on Mar 28, 2020 17:33:20 GMT -5
I do have 125PSI water pressure so a 4" fire-hose will work? LOL YES! Butt, you have to clean yourself outside. Naked. In the front yard. No TP required. However, high quality video is recommended.
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Post by FrankenMech on Mar 28, 2020 19:00:36 GMT -5
Hmmmm, the video camera lens shattered...
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Post by oldgeek on Mar 29, 2020 6:13:19 GMT -5
The wife seems to be spending a lot of time with our new bidet, but it seems to give her a headache.
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Post by snaker on Mar 29, 2020 11:14:57 GMT -5
When I was a kid and working in the woods, there wasn't a tree stump you could walk up to without checking around it for land mines. And you had to pay attention to the grade where the ground angled up to the stump, the rollers could travel a bit. Just park a cheek on the edge and let er rip tater chip. Oh, oak leaves were the best.
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Post by jloi on Mar 29, 2020 20:10:46 GMT -5
aren't oak leaves kinda small? I think I'd prefer bananna ; or at least maple . that gives me an idea . I wonder if it would help preserve bananna leaves if I get some from out back and rub em with like , hand lotion or ?? something?
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