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Post by renagade281 on Sept 22, 2015 13:27:54 GMT -5
When u meet a girl how do you tell her u drive a scooter?
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Post by ams417 on Sept 22, 2015 13:34:26 GMT -5
I'm guessing your scooter is your only vehicle? If so I am sure there is a reason for it. If the girl isn't completely materialistic, maybe you could explain it to her and she would understand. I don't know how old you are but if you're younger the odds are against you. Society now is far to attached to the notion of "stuff" being the most important thing. I myself like "stuff" but it doesn't rule my world.
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Post by spaz12 on Sept 22, 2015 13:40:23 GMT -5
I thought Brent had a video in the 49ccscoot.com dating section, but I couldn't find it.
Maybe this will one will help?:
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Post by Fox on Sept 22, 2015 14:25:02 GMT -5
Don't call it a scooter. Call it a motor bike or a motorcycle. It's classified as such in most states now so it's true. If she turns you down when she sees it then she's a judgemental materialist beeotch and you don't need one of those in your life trust me. Great for a one-nighter but they will suck out your soul.
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Post by katastroff on Sept 22, 2015 14:36:45 GMT -5
"I drive a scooter"
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Post by paulmohr on Sept 22, 2015 14:57:13 GMT -5
I think the real question here is "How do I justify to others why I ride a scooter?". Like Kat said, telling them is easy, just say you ride a scooter. Its getting them to not point and laugh at you or think you are a loser that is the problem.
There are a few ways you could approach this.
You could tell her you used to own a sports car and tried to out run the police just to see if you could get a way with it. After a 2 hour high speed chase you got caught. This resulted in you going to jail and losing your operators license. Some girls like bad boys.
Or if she is a hippy chick you can tell her you choose to ride a scooter because it has a low carbon foot print and it is practical. Some girls like nice/practical guys.
You could tell her you have a huge dick and you don't need a fancy car to compensate for having a small dick. Some girls like a big penis.
Or you could tell them the truth and if it bothers them then they were probably too shallow to waste your time on anyway.
These are all providing a scooter is your only means of transportation and you over the age of 16. If not just tell them it is a fun little toy and you like riding it.
I myself fall into the loser category. I am 48, haven't worked in years because of mental problems and live with my mom. I am her care giver, handy man, lawn care expert and personal driver. In girl talk I am a fucked up old guy sponging off his mom.
I just tell them the truth. I have a license but I simply can't afford the insurance and up keep on a car anymore so I ride a scooter. I had a nice car but my ex girlfriend got it impounded for me and I couldn't afford to get it back so I lost it.
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Post by FrankenMech on Sept 22, 2015 15:34:57 GMT -5
Forget about females. They have been bred for many millions of years to be materialistic. They are looking for the strongest, handsomest, wealthiest, and most powerful mate they can find. Females have no reason to go against nature. Males aren't quite as picky which is why females control most sex.
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Post by iwiketuddlz on Sept 22, 2015 15:47:35 GMT -5
I drive scoot
Braaap
Oh and spaz.... I love her. ..^^^^
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Post by tiny on Sept 22, 2015 16:10:27 GMT -5
I tell people I drive a scooter and they all go to "is it a Vespa? I look at them with hate in my eyes "I would never buy a Vespa" then they ask why I tell them I love it.  |
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Post by renagade281 on Sept 22, 2015 16:13:29 GMT -5
lol i was really just asking in general. im 32 years old and i actual prefer to ride scooters because they are fun.. i never real need to travel more than 15 miles from home so a car isnt necessary. i just sometimes meet girl online and usually tell them i prefer a scooter because im against poisoning the ozone and they eat that shit up
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Post by Lucass2T on Sept 22, 2015 16:21:49 GMT -5
I don't like telling girls i ride a scooter. It's just not that cool for a 28yr guy to ride an old, ugly, dated 90's beater that looks like shit, makes too much noise and has a lot of blue smoke coming out of the exhaust. Besides that, you can't brag to a girl about how fast it can go or how nice of a porting job you did on the cases...they don't care. So i keep the scooter thing mostly in the background. And when it comes to it i just say i ride it not that often and i only got it for free from my neighbor  @renegade, awesome story about the ozon layer and stuff  |
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Post by stepthrutuner on Sept 22, 2015 16:26:35 GMT -5
Tell them sports bikes are too uncomfortable for the pillion rider and cruisers sound too much like tractors. Open the seat compartment and say, " Look, there's room for your bag in here."
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Post by tiny on Sept 22, 2015 16:35:57 GMT -5
If she laughs and turns away it wasn't meant to be. If she says cool and asks about it. it was meant to be  Dude if you say you ride a scooter and love it and she still cant accept you don't bother. |
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Post by TheAmishSasquatch on Sept 22, 2015 17:00:09 GMT -5
You say "w'sup slut? Theres room for two."
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Post by TheAmishSasquatch on Sept 22, 2015 17:03:02 GMT -5
Okay don't really say that... unless your picking up on the freaky-kinky vibe she's putting off, in that case you might as we say "you wanna ride this thing or what!?" .. "btw I ride a scooter"
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