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Post by 2stroked on May 7, 2016 15:20:51 GMT -5
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Post by 90GTVert on May 7, 2016 15:35:08 GMT -5
 Nice find. I think these were my favs, but lots of good stuff there. "Haynes: Get an assistant... Translation: Prepare to humiliate yourself in front of someone you know." "Haynes: Inspect... Translation: Squint at really hard and pretend you know what you are looking at, then declare in a loud knowing voice to your wife "Yep, as I thought, it's going to need a new one"!"
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Post by oldgeek on May 7, 2016 17:12:26 GMT -5
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Post by 2stroked on May 7, 2016 17:18:58 GMT -5
Was hoping everyone would get a kick out of this.I know I did.
My favorite part was the Dammit tool. Usually whatever is in your hand when a knuckle is scraped, causing the wrench or what ever to fly across the room at high speeds while you cheer on ina new and inventive form of profanity that would make Satan himself blush.
well, I modified that one.....
The reassembly one was a hoot. Reassembly is the same as dissassambly but you will swear in different spaces.
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Post by 190mech on May 7, 2016 19:11:54 GMT -5
Haynes manuals are a bit course for toilet paper,but thats all they are worth!!!
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Post by 2stroked on May 7, 2016 19:46:51 GMT -5
You hit the nail on the head with that one 190mech
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Post by FrankenMech on May 7, 2016 21:30:53 GMT -5
Loved the list, somewhat accurate...
Remember, you have to crumple those pages to soften them up before use. Mind the splinters.
I used a dammit tool many times. My favorite was the 1/2&9/16" wrench that impacted the concrete block wall fast enough to penetrate the wall producing a large hole on the opposite side. There was a house window opposite but no broken glass and no wrench to be found. The wrench fell down inside the wall after spalling off the huge chunk on the outside making about a 3" hole. The inside of the wall had a small rectangular hole. there was a considerable amount of cussing involved. I had to replace the wrench and repair the wall.
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Nice find. I think these were my favs, but lots of good stuff there.
