idiots

[lostforawhile]

we are swamped here with what seems like an army of obnoxious assholes from out of state,  I've nearly been run off the road 5 times by drivers  with Florida plates, cussed out by elderly people, honked at  because I had to wait for cross traffic to turn, and this POS, I had already moved the bike, but he came within six inches of running it over while parking at the end of the Walmart lot, I came back to this. 







and all this space as open directly across from him, instead of parking there, he nearly runs my scooter into the cart  rack. I hope your upholstery becomes infested with the bedbugs of a hundred  mattresses and the nails of a thousand roofers find your tires  

[benji]

I park by the door. Like where the bike racks are.

[lostforawhile]

Sept 8, 2017 15:55:20 GMT -5 benji said:

I park by the door. Like where the bike racks are.

what bike racks?  I have lived here 17 years and have never seen a bike rack 

[tiny]

I always use a whole spot for my scooters. But some people are just asses.

[benji]

I mean in the general area where stores put bike racks.

[90GTVert]

I park in electronics.









Not really, but now I'm wondering if I could ride an electric scooter in as a mobility scooter.

[lostforawhile]

Sept 8, 2017 18:40:45 GMT -5 tiny said:

I always use a whole spot for my scooters. But some people are just asses.

well I had it locked with my long cable to the rack 

[lostforawhile]

Sept 8, 2017 20:28:12 GMT -5 90GTVert said:

I park in electronics.









Not really, but now I'm wondering if I could ride an electric scooter in as a mobility scooter.

well the horn would be really useful for idiots blocking the isle yapping or texting  

[lostforawhile]

it would be really hilarious if management was chasing you and you could   do laps around the store 

[90GTVert]

Sept 8, 2017 20:40:50 GMT -5 lostforawhile said:

it would be really hilarious if management was chasing you and you could   do laps around the store 

Long ago, that happened to a friend in a Barbie Jeep while he wore a children's cowboy hat and fired a little pop gun randomly. Don't ask me how it takes 2 adults 5 minutes to catch a 16 year old going 3MPH, but it about killed me from laughing.

[benji]

Sept 8, 2017 20:28:12 GMT -5 90GTVert said:

I park in electronics.









Not really, but now I'm wondering if I could ride an electric scooter in as a mobility scooter.

A while back I saw a 1950's mobility scooter on cl. It was a 3 wheeled little cart with a gas motor on it. I wanted to role through the grocery store with it, smoking up the produce section.

[benji]

Puttputtputt "i have a condition!" Puttputtputttsputterputt

[lostforawhile]

I looked it up, no go, carbon monoxide, we had a guy who drove a golf cart into walmart once, right through the double doors, but he was only disabled by large amounts of alcohol, doors opened up and he rolled right through, headed for dairy with people chasing him   

[FrankenMech]

To hell with carbon monoxide, -Fear the tire smoke!!! Donuts in the bakery section... My trike would be fun.

Hmmmm, what would happen with one of those electric shopping carts if a little Wesson got dribbled on the drive wheel?

I am going to Hell, -it is sooooo tempting.

The dude with the truck and trailer should have been parking way out in the back of the lot. It would be tempting to leave a long crease in his side panels from a handlebar...

I am getting too old to give a damn. I am definitely going to Hell...

[acvw74]

Sept 10, 2017 23:21:53 GMT -5 FrankenMech said:

To hell with carbon monoxide, -Fear the tire smoke!!! Donuts in the bakery section... My trike would be fun.

Hmmmm, what would happen with one of those electric shopping carts if a little Wesson got dribbled on the drive wheel?

I am going to Hell, -it is sooooo tempting.

The dude with the truck and trailer should have been parking way out in the back of the lot. It would be tempting to leave a long crease in his side panels from a handlebar...

I am getting too old to give a damn. I am definitely going to Hell...

Don't worry...you won't be alone.

Remember...there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell...should give an idea of traffic conditions.

FYI...I plan on driving or riding