How to get Fired!*

[sToRm]

So, the first thing you do is borrow a car your not supposed to take off the lot because the boss said so.

Then, you drive said car to another companies lot to inspect a brand new Alfa Romeo 124 Spider.

Instead of just inspecting the new Alfa, you decide to take it for a quick spin.

Five seconds in to the joyride, you power slide through a fence and wreck the car.

Lastly and most importantly, you call your boss and explain to him/her that you accidentally drove through a fence that he/she now has to pay for, and wrecked the car you were supposed to just inspect while it's new owner is waiting in the showroom for it to be ready. Oh and by the way, I borrowed the car you said not to take off the lot because it still kinda belongs to another customer. Don't forget to mention the power slide was actually caused by some dirt that was on the corner, that was not actually there. That should do it.

* Don't worry, it wasn't me.

[lilpinny]

Man you got to do a lot to get fired over there.

[milly]

Oops 😊

[aeroxbud]

I remember going into the Ford main dealer in the late 80's. I had a modified MK2 escort. Got friendly with the parts guy, as it was a mix of parts on my car. From different models.
He told me a mechanic had taken out a car to get some lunch. Of course he was not supposed to take it. And the inevitable happens. He wrote it off. Even worse it was not a customer's car. Found out later it was the prototype test mule for the Sierra Cosworth! Only at the time the car never even had a name.