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Post by milly on May 8, 2021 12:23:17 GMT -5
This handsome boy is called a Demodex. Its microscopic , which means you can’t see it living on your face. Especially on your forehead, nose and chin. He's always there and it will be that way forever. At night, they vigorously mate on your face and then lay its eggs in the pores of your skin. Funniest thing is that the Demodex have no anal orifice to evict. They accumulate and build up to death bursting with... feces. Right on the face.
Sweet dreams everyone!  |
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Post by woodini on May 8, 2021 12:33:06 GMT -5
Well, fuck!
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Hmmm.
May 8, 2021 18:29:25 GMT -5
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Post by jloi on May 8, 2021 18:29:25 GMT -5
Milly -------------------- you made that shit up.
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Post by aeroxbud on May 8, 2021 18:35:47 GMT -5
Milly -------------------- you made that shit up. No it's real. They live in Wales. |
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Post by jloi on May 9, 2021 8:00:07 GMT -5
that's the only place they live , right ? Wales ? Whew , thank god for that . augh , poor , poor, Welshmen tho . we should send them some wipes . but would it do any good ?
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Post by geoffh on May 9, 2021 9:17:54 GMT -5
There are piles of wipes held up in chester,we are trying to get them over the border but the brexit wall is petty steep,there,s a thriving black market in welsh products leeks=white gold.  Geoff |
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Post by FrankenMech on May 9, 2021 9:55:20 GMT -5
We are ALL inhabited by many types of small creatures, insects, mites, bacteria, amoeba, molds, fungi, etc. They outnumber the cells of our body by a substantial margin, we are actually them... Especially if you live down South, lots more down there.
If you hold real still you can feel them moving and crawling all over...
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Hmmm.
May 9, 2021 12:38:03 GMT -5
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Post by aeroxbud on May 9, 2021 12:38:03 GMT -5
We are ALL inhabited by many types of small creatures, insects, mites, bacteria, amoeba, molds, fungi, etc. They outnumber the cells of our body by a substantial margin, we are actually them... Especially if you live down South, lots more down there. If you hold real still you can feel them moving and crawling all over... I just got the doctor to up my dose of medication. I don't get that crawling feeling now. 😉 |
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Post by oldgeek on May 9, 2021 15:49:21 GMT -5
We are ALL inhabited by many types of small creatures, insects, mites, bacteria, amoeba, molds, fungi, etc. They outnumber the cells of our body by a substantial margin, we are actually them... Especially if you live down South, lots more down there. If you hold real still you can feel them moving and crawling all over... Damm you milly & FrankenMech Now I got the creepy crawlies! |
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Post by FrankenMech on May 9, 2021 19:00:21 GMT -5
Just take more meds, that Vodka stuff...  |
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Post by jbjhillbilly on May 9, 2021 19:42:47 GMT -5
Just take more meds, that Vodka stuff... I have some moonshine I traded a guy a .22 for. Is that enough meds? |
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Post by jloi on May 9, 2021 22:08:14 GMT -5
that oughta do it -- for Monday nite
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Post by milly on May 9, 2021 22:52:12 GMT -5
More for you jloi and oldgeek probably have a few dozen arachnids grinding up on the tiny shafts of hair lodged inside your face, quietly gorging themselves on your natural oils. Sleep well  |
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Post by FrankenMech on May 10, 2021 2:28:10 GMT -5
Munching on dead skin cells... Pole dancing on hairs... Pores oozing with feces... They really like your eyelashes...  |
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Hmmm.
May 10, 2021 5:18:47 GMT -5
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Post by jloi on May 10, 2021 5:18:47 GMT -5
looks like FrankenMech finally pulled Milly over to the "DARKSIDE"
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